Оригинален текст
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Don't Laugh At Him Cause He Can't pi*s Straight
He Can't Even masturb*te
Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets
Got No Bulge In His Pockets
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Can't Even Make It Through A Day Of School
They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool
It Must Suck To Know You'll Never fck