Pork Chop

Ahh right,
Yes right,
It’s about my hats
What about them, they bring something out in me
I don’t want that something, I want my hats back
You know we’re supposed to be friends
People who like each other
Want to see each other’s lives enriched in some way
You were seen last night in a restaurant
Having dinner with one of my hats
It’s a small thing
You know, when I say you’re a pork chop
You best believe you’re a pork chop
P.O.R.K C.H.O.P
When a fella comes a calling and you’re waiting there till morning
He’s a pork chop, pork chop
When he’s whistling those romances and he’s making other glances
He’s a pork chop, pork chop
He’s a running and a dancing while he paints the town a special blue
Teaching rolling skating to the misinformed that’s the way you do
(So I care about things)
He can play mysterioso and everybody knows so
He’s a pork chop, pork chop
Gone and leave me at the altar, reading comic books by Faulkner
He’s a pork chop, pork chop
He’s dragging his ass round
Promises he said he do and I knew
He’d be ringing me this evening so surprised to hear me screaming
You’re a pork chop, pork chop
(I take issue)
Yeah
You should try it more
I should what?
Try Faulkner
The thing is this, I am a doer
Huh!
There are doers and there are donters
Yes, yes
I may not be there for you, but I am doing things
Yes
And that’s a responsible person a caring person
Not what you say
Wuh!
Wait a sec, just wait
I try to tell my feelings and he’s looking at the ceiling
He’s a pork chop, pork chop
I’m a autocrat abuser, while he’s sitting being useless
He’s a pork chop
(That’s for sure)
He’s dragging his ass round
Promises he said he do, I knew
He’d be ringing me this evening so surprised to hear me screaming
You’re a pork chop, pork chop
I am surprised
I don’t why you would want to call me something like that
(Pork Chop)