It Might Sound Crazy

Daz
Man, Soopafly, how you feel about these girls?
Soopafly
fk 'em.
Daz
You know what I'm saying, but the p*ssy is good.
Soopafly
Yeah, it is nice. Heh heh heh.

I said, I said,
(Chorus)
I said it might sound crazy but I'm so in love with you.
I said it might sound crazy but I'm so in love with you.
(over chorus)
Girl
Daz, I'm glad you broke up with that b*tch.
Yeah, I know what time it is.
Daz
You in love with me?!
Girl
Yeah baby, I'm in love with you.
Daz
Check it out, baby.
Girl
Wassup?
Daz
I'm about clockin' dollars...
Girl
Hey, give me some.
Daz
Handlin' my business and (hey, nigg*) kickin' hoes to the curb
(break that b*tch) after I get my thang and that's right.
Girl
I know that's right, right, right, right.

Verse 1:

Daz
Woke up one bright morning, have some bomb-ass c*ck,
Feelin' like the man as I shake the spot.
Freaked the girl named Tameka,
Made my bass thump deepah.
My girl hu-umped me down, paged a nigg* on my beepah.
As I continue to adjust the amps and bust the speakah.
My girl paged again, and again, and again,
As I'm diggin' out her mother's best friend.
Ask about my kids, say they gettin' big
As we moan and dig.
fked another, she was kinda thick but kinda slim.
Freaky little thang named Kim.
Askin' when we gon' engage in bomb sex again,
I'm askin' her when you gon' give me bomb head again?
I mean she took me to her house, worked a nigg* straight
turned him out.
Wanna know the freaky thangs that you talk about.
I really wanna make it rough, make it soft, no doubt.
If you wanna fk, then we can turn it out.
You in love.

(chorus)
(over chorus)
Girl
Baby, I want you to fk my homegirl.
Baby, you like the way I suck your d*ck, don't you.
OOoohhh. You love the way I lick your balls.

Verse 2:

Daz
Told Miss Harris, it was too late to stop and too late to quit,
I was lovin' that p*ssy (Uhhh), while she was lovin' this d*ck.
(don't quit)
I was shovin' it in her (Uhhh), while she was yellin' don't quit.
(don't quit)
I was diggin' meow (Uhhhh), while I was suckin' her tit.(Yeah)
She said, "Let's have a freaky, freaky, freaky type experience,
That's very diff-er-ent,
That's so magnificent."
She had a bad, bad b*tch named Spearamint.
Thought she was the bomb,
The way the b*tch humped.
Let's get freaky tonight, let's get rolled
let's get high as a kite, you know. Baby gave a show.
True indeed, the way she ate a nigg*'s d*ck, I knew she
was a pro, I knew she was a pro.
I had a young tender that I'll always remember,
Named Dana, needed d*ck just to tame her
Every two months. I'd telephone her ringer, just to bone,
To come over at night when her man ain't home.
I keep the weed just to keep her stoned, huh
And I'd fk and be out 'fore dawn, huh.
I gotta page from another homegirl named Shy.
Baby loved to lick her tongue, holla, holla, an' give me some
(give me some, give me some)
Daz make a b*tch c*m like never befo'.
Do it fast, do it slow.
fk me like you want it. Hittin' every little organ by her stomach.
Stop back up, b*tch who the fk keep you cummin'.

Daz
And you know, sometimes the p*ssy still be callin' my name.
And the p*ssy be like, "Ooo, Daz, keep me cummin'."
And I respond to the p*ssy like,
"Was happ'nin." And you know Too USDhort got some real player s**t.
Too USDhort
nigg*, Daz is a real playa.
Daz
It's all the way hot.
Too USDhort
USDhort Dog's in the house.
Daz
s**t.
Too USDhort
Oh, you know I know these hoes.
Daz
And you know that.

Verse 3:

Too USDhort
I can't fk with you, I need a b*tch like Tracy.
Got a good job, when she walks in the place, she
Gets respect with them big-ass t*ts.
She ain't no first date d*ck-suckin' tramp-ass b*tch.
I pick the winners, never get the wrong ones,
Check me right now, I got a pocket full of phone numbers.
She said, "You wanna be a player all yo life?
You'll never get a woman you can call your wife."
You see, Tracy got it going on, see her try to get wit' me.
Her sister got my beeper number, keeps on hittin' me.
Think I fked her twice, long time ago,
But now I like Tracy and she won't let go.
I know a trick-ass nigg* might think it's scary:
Will it come back on 'im if he gets married.
I don't give a fk about girls in the past,
Cuz if I put it down, I'ma make the s**t last
And get the cash. girls always talkin' that love s**t.
No, it ain't happ'nin', tell me what's up b*tch.
Actin' like Michelle when I told her I missed her.
She said I love you right after I kissed her.
What she wanna say that for? Not today.
like us, you know we stuck in our ways.
Ask Lisa or her niece huh, I never pay 'em money.
Had a little freak by the name of Laid Lonnie.
I live by the game, that's what I'm all about.
The b*tch started trippin' so we had to fall out.
Think I'm supposed to pay, cuz I got ends,
I said, "fk you, b*tch, and all your friends."
That's an everyday scenario, now here you go.
Tryin' to be good to me, I can't feel it though.
My old school tramp sucked a d*mn good d*ck,
I tried to turn the b*tch out, she couldn't handle it.
Trick biotch.
Daz
C'mon, trick biotch.
Too USDhort
Trick Biotch
Daz
Trick Biotch.
Now you done fked me, you done fked Too USDhort, done
fked my cousin, done fked Nate.
s**t, huh, just done fked everybody.
It might sound crazy.

Answering Machine (ladies voice)
Just leave a personalized message for me.
Were you talking to me? Do you be thinkin' 'bout me, huh?
Baby. Do you be thinkin' 'bout me?

Daz
s**t. How this b*tch gon' call me super fine
and she just sucked a homeboy's d*ck. b*tch.