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Would you push your mother in front of a train
Just to get some cocaine for your veins
Or would you stuck your dope dealers cock
If he'd let you smoke another rock
No one takes it up the ass for grass
And no one turns queer for a beer
But that's the funny thing about yeho
It'll turn you into a pole sucking homo
Now the banks foreclosed on your loans
'cause your all fucked up on the doans
You can kiss your wife and kids goodbye
And spend the rest of your life getting high
How low will you go for another line of blow?