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Little Susie Shallow Throat
Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls all made fun of her at school
Cause no matter how she tried
She could not get a d*ck inside
Her shallow throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried em all
The football team all tried to give her lessons
She practiced but she threw up on the coach
Not one man on the squad
Ever shot his wad in Susies throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried em all
The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little bitty d*ck
She licked it sucked and stroked it
til Slick thought she might choke
He never knew
She had a shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried em all
She finally learned to after all
Since she met Slick shes really had a ball
But Slick hes kind of lonesome
With Susie and the kid
Cause though his d*ck just fits her throat
Her p*ssys much too big