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[eminem]
So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause i was high when i wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!
Two pills i pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
I'm clint eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
So the rats can't chew through his last pants
I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little white vicadin pills bitin him
I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the fuck outta everything i come across in the halls
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin
[swifty] bitch it's too late
[eminem] cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains
[swifty]
I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
They knew i did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gators
My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'
I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face [blam]
With a fifth in me, when i guzzle remi i do shit on purpose
You never hear me say, forgive me
I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it
That weed i sold to you, brigade laced it
You hidin, i make the president get a facelift
Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets
Chillin in the lab wasted
I'm the type that'll drink kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic
Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
And even at the million man march, we gon' fight
[chorus: (eminem)]
So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause i was high when i wrote this so suck, my dick
Cause i don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit
Cause i was high when i wrote this so suck, my dick
[bizarre]
I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin your tires, flyin down fenkel and meyers
Plates expired, soon as i'm hired, i'm fired
Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
(hey, is bizarre performing?) bitch didn't you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be, richard pryor
(aren't you a male dancer?) nah bitch, i'm retired
Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
I'm ripped, i'm on an acid trip
My dj's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. [needle pops]
Lettin the record skip.. [needle pops]
Lettin the record skip.. [needle pops] (damn!)
[dj reverses the record and scratches it back on beat]
I'm fuckin anything when i'm snortin
It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
[dog whines] some bitch asked for my autograph
I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed
I drop bombs like i was in vietnam