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Intro
(Uhh, yo,yo,yo,yo,yo,yo)
Chorus Eminem
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
Eminem
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
Ah s**t
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a b*tch
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb s**t start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce(shooting)
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb as* sit down
We don't bulls**t, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her as* on the couch 'fore she crashes out
(Kon Artist) & Kuniva
fk that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
(Hey Von You see me stepping on these leprechauns?)
It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone
(Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian And I think my arm is gone)
It's probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of cumm
*choke* And I think he 'bout to sw*llow his tongue
(Scary as* it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on)
Well stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new s**t
Eminem Ewwwwww!
I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, (and green)
Big pills (That's ill)
Mescaline
Chorus
Hook Eminem
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something
Proof
Pop pills
Pills I pop
Pop two pills
On stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Look for coke to smoke
I overdose
When I pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
am i supposed to choke
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by wh*re lady
Now I gotta Strangle it
(You're crazy!)
Swifty
I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm sw*llowing mine
(Ey you got any shroom?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
I can't get job
Because my arms show tracks
Why the hell you think I rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then I might too
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don't give a d*mn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon
Chorus
Bizarre
I'm at rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
p*ssy poppin', acid droppin', dope heavy guy
Heroine mescaline pencil leads
wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (Yeah, right)
b*tch I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty sl*t
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your c**t
Let Bizarre nutt
Chorus
Hook
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something
Harmonica Plays To End