Because I Got Drunk

I was gonna clean my room until I got drunk.I was gonna get up and find the
Broom but then I got room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea
Heyy,Cause I got drunk [repeat 3x].I was gonna go to class before I got
Drunk.I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but then I got drunk.
I am taking it next semester and I know why yea heyy,Cause I got drunk
[repeat 3x]. I was gonna go to school but then I got drunk. i just got a
New class but then i got so I am selling my beer and i know why because i
Got drunk {repeat 3x}. I was gonna go to court before i got drunk. I was
Gonna pay my house insurance but then i got drunk.
They took my house and car and i know why, cause i got drunk {Repeat 3x}. i
Wasn’t gonna run from the cops but i was so very drunk. I was gonna pull
Over and stop but i was so fuckin drunk. Now I am a drunk ass and i know
Why. Because i got drunk {Repeat 3x}.
I was gonna pay my hospital until i got drunk. I wasn’t gamble on the
Rooftop until i got drunk. Now the house is burning down and i know why
Because i got drunk {Repeat 3x}.
I was gonna make love to you but then i got drunk. I was gonna eat your
Breasts too but then i got drunk. Now i’m fucking a girl and I know why yea
Heyy, because i got drunk {repeat 3x}.I messed up my entire life because i
Got drunk. I lost my car and house because i got drunk. Now i’m sleeping in
A cardboard box and i know why, because i got drunk {repeat 3x}.

I am going to stop singing this song because i’m drunk. I’m singing this
Whole thing wrong because i got drunk. and if i don’t sell one copy i know
Why because i got drunk {repeat 3x}.La la la da da la shoop shooby doo wopp
O bring it back bring it back cause i’m drunk {repeat 3x].
Well my name is Jon Howard and i’m from Arcadia, Wisconsin. i don’t believe
In Russians. That’s what i say. So all of your beer please give me more
Beer.