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Verse 1
aww s**t Im always caught up in a scandal
im like Martin dumbing out on Tisha Campbell
my d*ck is on the cr*p table Im ready to gamble
gimme a blunt and all the p*ssy I can handle
ayo Im getting mad girls like a trooper
and Ill be swinging like Im hanging out with Mr. Cooper
pushing a phat B, girls wanna get with me
I get more p*ssy than a women's penitentiary
I drink lemons with bacardi
for girls wanna party
make sure they gimme the punani
yo when I be with mamis we could be maxin'
2Pac and Janet Jackson so I guess I fk with Toni Braxton
whatup with Mega did you see him (yea I seen him)
uh huh
fking yo girls how to be up
girls know the drealy when my d*ck is in between them (yo whats the deal dunn)
I fked them and Im leavin
Chorus
It aint a d*mn thing funny
sex, drugs, girls & money
where my at?
It aint a d*mn thing funny
sex, drugs, girls & money
Verse 2
to ya'll girls who aint making any sense
and talk that bulls**t like aint nothing going on but the rent
and want a little more graditude
I pay the rent now get the fk out my house, that's my attitude
you better find another sucker
I don't give a fk
a b*tch play herself and Ima buck her
yea Im a foul motherfker
and b*tch I ran more trains than a subway from Dunston
I cant afford to pop s**t
my d*ck the size of one of Bob Marley's clips
being a supertravel's never easy
I even had a fight with Jorge (Weezy!!) because he caught me fking Weezy
ya'll better watch your girlies
cause Ill be tag-teaming girls like Levern and Shirley
ya'll motherfkers know the rules
now white girls on my d*ck like Im from Guns-n-Roses, dude
Chorus
It aint a d*mn thing funny
sex, drugs, girls & money
where my girls at?
It aint a d*mn thing funny
sex, drugs, girls & money
Verse 3
Last verse
a cartoon booty session
Im in a Lex spaceship
fking Judy Jetson
Im cool with Fred but Wilma give good head
it's hard to sleep with fking Dino sleeping in the bed
Betty Boop sex incredible
and Olive Oyle got a nag becasue her p*ssy smell terrible
fking a sea hag is something I can never do
no matter what she working with or she be bringing cheddar to
Snow White's a ho she burned my nigg* Sleepy dwarf
and now the other six of them cats is beating all
and plus Yogi Bear hit her
fk that b*tch!
Im live and uncensored
word up
what, what