Оригинален текст
You're the top! you're the colosseum,
you're the top! you're the louve museum,
you're a melody from a symphony, by strauss,
you're a bandle bonnet, a shakspeare sonnet,
you're mickey mouse.
you're the nile,you're the tow'r of pisa,
you're the smile on the mona lisa;
i'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
but if baby, i'm the bottom,
you're the top!