Оригинален текст
Parody of "Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks (Natalie Maines/Emily Robison/Stephony Smith), Scr*ppin Toast Music (ASCAP)/Wooly Puddin' Music (BMI)/EMI Blackwood Music, Inc./Singles Only Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus cr*p Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
She bosses me around dang near all of the time
She might be my wife but I wont kiss her big behind
No matter how much she whines
Now Ive been working hard for way to long
If you think Im walking the dog taking out the trash mowing the lawn
T out the hedges or cleaning the garage youre wro-o-o-ng.
Its your time to mow the lawn
Praise the Lord Im going fishin
Its the only cure for my mental condition
One of these days Im gonna send her a packin
Im sick and tired of my wife naggin
Feels like forever since Ive seen any action
Id rather love than never to (stand son???)
Not the night Im crampin
Thats right I said crampin
Im gonna die for sure of malnutrition
Cause shell wont step one foot in our kitchen
Aint no wonder why I fell off the wagon
Im sick and tired of my wife naggin
I forgot our anniversary and Im really sorry
Youre sure its today I thought it was tomorr-y
Oh shes gonna kill me
Oh honey please dont kill me
Divorce court lets make a reservation
Maybe then Ill get some rest and relaxation
For now the neighbors couch is where Ill be crashin
ILL stay away from my wifes nagging
I may be overweight but at least my breasts aint a saggin
Im sick and tired of my wife naggin