Yao Ming

verse 1 – david banner]
hello it’s mr. david banner, yo’ bitch beater
i suggest that you don’t kiss or hug her, and don’t eat her
i run dmc’s in this bitch in my adidas
i was chosen to expose who you chose as a leader
yes i’m fresh like a rose picked from the garden of eden
i stepped out the rolls, my game rose like easter
i got a couple bitches that’s painted like mona lisa
i fuck ‘em at my leisure and i never touch my visa
so ghetto, my kicks so retro, got nuts like a rhino, call them mark echo
you know i ain’t braggin’, i’m just sayin’
i know y’all said it too, cause y’all niggas playin’
bitch

[hook - david banner]
and bitch i’m tall as yao ming
and bitch i’m tall as yao ming
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
yao ming
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy

[verse 2 - 2 chainz]
lets make a toast to the breadwinner
i am so damn hot i done scared winter
life a beach, i done dance with her
all up in the sand with her
try to get up in the bed with her
and put my third leg in her
uh, i’ve been pumpin’ pussy like gas nigga
got my fo’fo’, you’ll get 8 like math nigga
still use a shoe box for my stash nigga
money so tall you gon’ need a giraffe with ya
yeah, self esteem high like 26
you can catch me gettin’ high with like 20 bitches
takin’ plenty pictures, yeah you know i’m camera ready
i’m about to wax that ass, i got my candle ready

[hook - david banner]
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
and bitch i’m tall as yao ming
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
and bitch i’m tall as yao ming
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
yao ming
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy

[verse 3 - asap rocky]
it’s mister pretty muthafucka
bitch i am the trill man
spit that gangsta boogie
in my zone, but they still dance
them raiders be like haters
we the trill clan, no the real clan
think where you got your style from
you niggas old as my lil man
cause i’m ready to go
she next to blow
like her fat ass, baby flexible
got a gallery with collectibles
i pay my taxes, eat my vegetables
i’m texas throwed, my necklace gold
keep a bad bitch, couple naked hoes
a couple of deals with no records sold
that comma comma decimal
grippin and spittin that tech
come for respect
trippin, i’m flippin your neck
all on my set when i’m pitchin’ and flippin’ that wet
then the dealers feelin’ a threat
shawty dancin’ got a whole lot of ass on her
she don’t like to jig it, nigga i’mma pass on her
i said i’m off of the hook
she open off of my looks
i got her braiding my hair
i got her rolling my kush
i told her i am a crook
because her heart’s what i took
holla if you need a job lil mama
it’s off of the books

[hook - david banner]
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
and bitch i’m tall as yao ming
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
and bitch i’m tall as yao ming
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
yao ming
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
look at my daddy, look at my daddy
yao ming