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carol said he wants to spend his honeymoon at the hall of fame but she doesn't really care if he gets her there the scenic way she thinks he's pretty lucky that he ever found a girl to be that way outside the home of the whuppin' when they got to her house all around was pretty nice but the sky was grey but they didn't really care cause they're living in the usa carol said to jim "we're not gonna hit our kids are we?" like in the home of the whuppin' o-h-i-o (ohio!) home of the whuppin' o-h-i-o (ohio!) home of the whuppin'