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Baby, pass the aspiring
Somethings gotta work
I know I did it to myself
But man oh man, it hurts
That second last Martini
The one that went down real smooth
Set me on a bender
With nothing left to lose
I just cant apologize
For what I did to myself
Me beds an ocean liner
And I cant call for help
Yeah, baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going
And we had a munch
I promise on a dime
Its the last time
Ill ever have a liquid lunch (x2)
I think Ive got the symptoms
And none of them will leave
They think that its a party
To laugh at all my grief
It must have been a doozy
I had two hundred dreams
At least I found my pillow
Cause I cant find my keys
Its hard to remember
All of the events
But I must have paid the tab
Cause all thats left is fifty cents
Yeah, baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going
And we had a munch
I promise on a dime
Its the last time
Ill ever have a liquid lunch (x2)
Maybe I can call the pharmacy
Theyll bring something up
Something up tout suite
Some exotic medicine
The cure my very ill
With some kind of magic pill
I just cant apologize
For what I did to myself
Me beds an ocean liner
And I cant call for help
Yeah, baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going
And we had a munch
I promise on a dime
Its the last time
Ill ever have a liquid lunch (x4)