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Number one son
Took a walk in the park for a laugh we drank sparkling wine
Oh yes it was dark trees could not be identified
The girl you were with did she have you on your knees
I shut my mouth my ears I dont want to hear you please
Now youre skipping school going to listen to records
Wrapped up in mohair dissing your elders
Dip a chocolate finger take a sip from my cup
Remember what youre dad said "button your lip"
Youve got to toughen up for him
Hes the kind who will do you in
I should know that its no fun
You will never be number one
Number one son
God Ive tried to help but I think I just hinder
Ask a better girl could she ever be kinder
Love unlike lightning can strike you twice
I dont know much, please take my advice
Youve got to toughen up for him
Hes the kind who will do you in
I should know that its no fun
You will never be number one
Number one son
Youve got to toughen up for him
Hes the kind who will do you in
I should know that its no fun
You will never be No.1
No.1 son.