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I wanna be popular, i wanna be a movie star,
I wanna be noticed, i wanna go far.
I wanna make money, i wanna live in glamour,
I wann have a big house, i wanna drive a sports car.
But you know that i don't got it, probably never have it
God was playin' a joke when he made me
I don't have any money, i don't even have a job
I'm not a movie star, and i'll probably never be.
I wish i was a hunk, i wish i was muscular
Why can't i be good looking, why can't i be taller?
I wish my teeth were white, and wish my butt was tight
I wish i had a big chest, you know i wish i was the best.
And you know that i don't got it, probably never have it
God's got a sense of humor, just look at me.
I'm not a hunk, i don't work out,
I'm not a model, and i'll never be
I think someone up above has put a curse on me.