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One day while I was eating down at Smokey Joes Cafe
a-sittin there readin down at Smokey Joes Cafe
a chicken walked in through the door
that I had never seen before
at least I never saw her down at Smokey Joes Cafe
and it scared me when she sat right down next to me
Her knees were almost touching mine at Smokey Joes Cafe
a chill was runnindown my spine at Smokey Joes Cafe
I could smell her sweet perfume
she smiled and made my heart go boom
and everybody room at Smokey Joes Cafe
they said be careful - that chick belongs to Smokey Joe
And from behind the counter - I saw a man
a chefs hat on his head and a knife in his hand
he grabbed me by the collar and began to shout
you better eat up all your beans, boy & clear right on out!
Well, I know Ill never eat again at Smokey Joes Cafe
>and so Ill never see again at Smokey Joes Cafe
Id rather eat my chili beans at Jims or Jacks or Johns or Genes
than take my chances eating down at Smokey Joes Cafe
>I risked my life when that Smokey Joes a crazy fool