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Oops, up on the wrong side of the bed
Im in a bad mood, brooding like Achilles type attitude
Including a short fuse,
s**tfaced, and pi*sy pants,
you better keep your distance
My panties are twisted,
Anti resistant,
red hot and bothered,
blistered and bloodshot,
rotten and dirty,
Disturbed is the word,
Im down in the dumps,
perturbed if you prefer,
Im grumpy as something,
Im one grouchy grampa,
dusty and disgruntled and crusty,
You better not test me, trust me,
Im a flustered old b*stard,
my feathers are ruffled,
So back off buster, you best not stress me,
just dont bug me,
Im hungry and ugly,
so dont try to hug me, please and thank you,
Im cranky for some reason,
maybe Im crazy.
A phase I suppose, its just one of those days,
it comes and it goes.
I probably just need a rest,
just a little PMS, I dont mean to be a pest,
so leave me alone, Im a little low on patience,
dont ask questions, Im not open to suggestions.
Im hoping to cope with it
myself, and Im sure
itll help if I practice and act immature.
Im a pr*ckly cactus, a barbed wire bulldog,
a bump on a log, guard ball, Im god awful.
I dont wanna take a pill
I dont wanna take a walk
I dont wanna go to sleep
I dont wanna have a talk
This is my grumpy song,
For when theres something wrong,
I dont know what it is,
It shouldnt be but it is (x3)
Dont wanna take a pill
I dont wanna take a walk
I dont wanna go to sleep
I dont wanna have a talk