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Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch
just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV
So they can teach me how to dougie
Because in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl,
Have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great
-Oh my god, this is great-
Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
Because I ain't going anywhere
No, no...
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah...
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything