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woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can and in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later I was outside your door and the pebble I threw was probably more like a rock
then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, I lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse Im coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again and I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride Ill just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry, I just want my mom, somebody get my mom, I just want my mom, get my mom
authorities came I guess I was gone, next thing you know Im passed out on the lawn and boy did I wake up fast with a rottweiler's tongue in my mouth wrote you a note but it got soaked when I went deep sea fishing and I fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days
then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, I lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse Im coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again and I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride Ill just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry, I just want my mom, somebody get my mom, I just want my mom, get my mom
m o m m y she makes me cobbler cause I hate pie, she coached baseball when we needed her, we lost every game but to her came it first and Im so glad that she met my dad, I wouldn't be here if she never had (LET'S GO) I guess this is it the end of the song just my luck nobody sang along I guess ill put down this guitar and take the mongoose back home
somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again and I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride Ill just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom, (I just want my mom)somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) I just want my mom (I just want my mom) get my mom m o m m y