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Johnny:
If I had my druthers
Id druther have my druthers
Then anything else I know.
While youd druther hustle
Accumulatin muscle
Id druther watch daisies grow.
While theyre growin slow an
The summer breeze is blowin
My heart is overflowin and so.
If I had my druthers
Id druther have my druthers
Than anything else I know.
Robert, you think you could agree with that kind of philosophy?
Bobby:
Agree? I live it!
If I had my druthers
Id druther have my druthers
Then work any whereas at all.
Johnny:
Dont nobody call.
Bobby:
It aint that I hates it
Why, in fact, I even contemplates it
While watchin raindrops fall.
I sits there for hours
Developin my powers
Of figurin how flowers gets tall.
If I had my druthers
Id druther have my druthers
Then anything else at all.
Johnny:
If I had my druthers
To choose from all the others
Id druther be like I am.
Bobby:
I like you just the way you are.
This thing called employment
Detracts from my enjoyment
And tightens my diaphragm.
Johnny:
Oh, you poor lamb!
Whilst Im doin nary
A thing thats necessary
Im happy as a cherrystone clam.
Bobby:
Some of my best friends are clams!
If I had my druthers
To choose from all the others
Id rather be like I am.
Both:
If we had our druthers
Wed rather have our druthers
Than anything else we know.
Our forefathers wrote it
And often times we quote it
Whenever were feelin low.
Bobby:
Monsieur John?
Johnny:
As direct descendants
Bobby:
We figure independence
Both:
Aint only in Missouri and so.
If we had our druthers
Wed rather have our druthers
Than anything else we know.
Johnny:
Why sho
Both:
Than anything else we know
Bobby:
Yebo
Both:
Then anythin else we know
Enco
Than anything else we know.
Bobby:
Goodnight.
Johnny:
Leave a call.