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Youre a lotta laughs aint you babe
You cracked me up, I laughed so much I nearly died
Its so funny I was weeping
Cried so hard, I nearly split my side
I watched you laughing on the TV
I dont get it said the kindly host
But there are many here among us
Who feel the sight is but a joke
Your imaginations running riot
Sometimes I swear you believe what you say
No-one seems to notice its the same joke
Its just told in a thousand different ways
And I cant wait to read the new ones
Yeah the comedy just gets better every day
Youre a lotta laughs aint you babe
Its funny how it all turned out that way
Ooh, you should have known better
You should have known better, a-ha-ha
Its not for you, this ones for me
Its not for you, this ones for me
I saw a picture of you grinning
Yeah that smirk covered your entire face
It almost split your head in two
I hear you sold it to OK
Sell a photo of you laughing
The more you hoot the more they pay
You dont even need to get your clothes off anymore
Youre a bit too old for that stuff anyway
Somebody saw you at the party
You did the one where youre falling flat on your face
You had the whole place cracking up in stitches
Apparently you fall with such good grace
And the teenage clothes and see-through sizes
The mutton dishes up on the Sunday plate
Is now the lamb in ghostly guises
Its all done in the best of taste
Ooh, you should have known better
You should have known better, a-ha-ha
Its not for you, this ones for me
Its not for you, this ones for me