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smash the magnavox sister had a birthday it won't be televised brothers bright ideas they won't be televised mom served a cup of coffee to a dad who wouldn't kissee and it won't be televised no it won't be televised televised smash the magnavox mama's typing memos daddies welding pipes i was playing hookie or instigating fights that my brother backed me up on back when we were tight and it won't be televised no it won't be televised televised all you people look the same all your houses look the same wondering all about wandering all about all your places all your faces mama gave three lives it won't be televised daddy dug three holes it won't be televised for an average kind of family with an average plot of land not a sitcom plan that's a perfect sham televised smash the magnavox