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Nice pants
Wait in line for the elevator
Shaking hands
Got a smile like an alligator
Hey chief,
How do you do?
[Yeah.]
Everybodys evil
And theyre only getting eviler
Like to stop the lockjaw
Feeding on the feebler
I carry it downtown
With a pillar in my pocket
Rocket
I would like you better if you had a job
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh, thats right
Son of gun
Son of gun
Son of a gun
Thats quite an attitude
Could you get that notorized?
Tape (tape deck) dictation
Everybodys funny
But they aint getting funnier
My god damn clothes
Couldnt waste the money-er
Did you-
Did you have fun at the par-tay?
At the office party.
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh, ooh
I would like you better if you had a job
Aah-woo
Say it again
My friend
But you couldve been, couldve been, couldve been
Ready for idle hands, idle hands
i dont know
I would like you better if you had a job
Cause you aint no Picasso
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh thats right
I would like you better if you had a job
Cause you aint no Picasso
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh thats right
I would like you better if you had a job
Cause you aint no Picasso