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I dont care if it
Rains or freezes
As long as Ive got my
Plastic Jesus
Ridin on the dashboard
Of my car
Through my trials
And tribulations
And my travels
Through the nation
With my plastic Jesus
Ill go far
Ridin down the thoroughfare
With a nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead
But he dont mind
Trouble comin
He dont see
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind
Chorus
With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and Ill go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
When Im in a traffic jam
He dont care if I say d*mn
I can let all my curses roll
Cos Jesus plastic doesnt hear
Cos he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic
Saved my soul
Chorus
An if I weave around at night
Policemen think Im very tight
They never find my bottle
Though they ask
Cos plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head comes off you see
Hes hollow and I use him like a flask
Woa Woa Woa
Save me
I dont care if its dark or scary
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Ridin on the dashboard of my car
I feel that Im protected amply
Ive got the love of the whole d*mn family
Ridin on the dashboard of my car
With my plastic Jesus
I said goodbye
And Ill go far
And I said with my plastic Jesus
I said sittin on the dashboard of my car
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When Im goin fornicatin
Ive got my ceramic Satan
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
Women know Im on the level
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sneerin from the dashboard of my car