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Alright here's a stupid song I wrote today
yeah
alright, ok this is called uh...
->would this be a world premiere?
yeah this is probably the first and last time you'll hear this one...
ok this is uh...this is whiskey bottle - no this is called uh
whiskey-faced radioactive blowdryin' lady or something
take out your whiskey bottle there
now you don't even move out of your chair
your getting juiced up beyond belief
I can barely love you when your getting drunk all the time
you can get out a blowdryer and
blowdry the hair right off of your head
you can saute my dollar bills and feed 'em to the dog
while he's watchin' cable
if I catch fire by mistake, she'll put out my face with a rake
and I shut my mouth before I even breathe
well I can barely touch you honey, cause you're gettin' drunk all the time
gotten radioactive tastebuds smeared across the rug
sw*llow the keys to the Chevy
you're gonna weedwack your way to Memphis, yeah
everybody knows about your style, you got tin-foil wrapped around your smile
well you're gonna give me a xerox of your buckteeth...
gettin....cr*p-faced all the time
yodelayeeoooyodelay...
