If I Had a Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
well I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman)
And if I had a million
(If I had a million dollars)
well I'd buy you a K-Car
(a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
if i had a million dollars
(you could help it wouldn't be that hard)
if I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)

You know we could just go in there and hang out
like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd already be foods laid out for us
like little prewrapped sausages and things
Mmmm, they have prewrapped sausages
but they don't have prewrapped bacon
Well can you blame them? uh yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep! Like a lama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Oouh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(we wouldn't have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(We'd take a Limousine cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner)
But we would eat Kraft dinner
(Of course we would, we'd just eat more)
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
(That's right! All the fanciest ket... Dijon Ketchup! Mmmm...)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million doooooooooooooollars
I'd be rich