Barbershop

This time we're gonna do our thing
Is that aiight wit y'all? Yeah
Its gotta be, 'cuz we gon do it anyway
Ain't that right fellaz? Yeah
Fellaz ain't that right? Yeah! Haha

Tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop at the barbershop
At the barbershop, at the barbershop
You can meet me at the barbershop
At the barbershop, at the barbershop

Well, it's Friday afternoon and I just woke up
That's right I just woke up
From an excruciatin' evening at work
Woman, so what that it's two-thirty P.M., I'm grown dammit straight up

And know when through my finger either
I think it is time we bust, you know
Leave the premisis less you plannin' to cook, I mean it's
Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that big party tonight
Thrown at K-P Productions

And I don't wanna loose my spot
'Cuz everybody know Big O, got the tightest fans on the block
So I got to be in that seat at four o'clock
Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit
So tell ya people

Tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop, at the barbershop
At the barbershop, at the barbershop
You can meet me at the barbershop
At the barbershop, at the barbershop

Haha, understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze
(Wassup playa, wassup)
On the black hand side, gimme some grease
I want a liner, but naw I don't want you to fate me
A ghetto girl with a attitude to contegrate me

So what's happenin', the hood's seein' in
I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin
Who got shot? Mike, who got jumped? Eric
Who got ganked? Shay, who got robbed? Dee
Who went to jail? Chuck, who got saved? Rick

Who's gettin' money and who's broke as a joke
And hear about your lady called me
That started smokin' that dope
You get it all at this little dusty place
Let me be still, she gettin' out the razor from my face you see

Tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop, at the barbershop
At the barbershop, at the barbershop
You can meet me at the barbershop
At the barbershop, at the barbershop

You heard of me, the fat guy that raps
Now it's time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap
It's been five days, I patiently waited
Saturday mornin', it's time to get faded

And I mean get faded, I mean get faded
Damn, at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it
My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut
But she gots nice teeth and big ol' butt

So two days a week, I get faded for no reason
Same ol' haircut, keep it low and breathin'
If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run
'Cuz I'm probably gettin' a perm and my toe-nails done

Got here full grip, but can't call the cops
I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop
Jump in the seat yo gimme the line
And, and tell me who came through shinnin'

Homeboy scooped up, in a new truck
Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks
Then he started braggin' 'bout his last lick
Cut me a design along with his address

You can have a million dollar suit on, shinnin' with ya karats up
But it don't mean nothin' if ya floggin' in ya haircut
Now who next? Um I just want my son to get a tech

What about you sweetie? So what you tryin' say?
I'm just playin' with you baby, hey, he do this all the time
And all you do is whine, and drink wine

Yo' you know that cho-chie got knocked out, man, when?
Early at Le'mott's house, again?
I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch
You was wit him yesterday

Man what are you talkin' bout?
I'm just about ready to throw y'all out
No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a hour
No I'll raise up the rates

So go tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop, at the barbershop
You can meet me at the barbershop, at the barbershop
You can meet me at the barbershop
At the barbershop, at the barbershop