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So you say you gotta know why the world goes 'round
 and you can't find the truth in the things you've found
 and you're scared shitless 'cuz evil abounds
 come and join us
 
well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in
 full of adherent people with the same objective
 a family to cling to and call brethren
 come and join us
 
all we want to do is change your mind
 all you need to do is close your eyes
 
so come and join us
 come and join us
 come and join us
 
don't you see the trouble that most people are in
 and that they just want you for their own advantage
 but I swear to you we're different from all of them
 come and join us
 I can tell you are lookin' for a way to live
 where truth is determined by consensus
 full of codified arbitrary directives
 come and join us
 all we want to have is your small mind
 turn it into one of our own kind
 you can go through life adrift and alone
 desperate, desolate, on your own
 but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
 so come and join us
 come and join us
 come and join us
 
we've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew
 the world hates us, well we hate them too
 but you're exempted of course if you
 come and join us
 independent, self-contented, revolutionary
 intellectual, brave, strong and scholarly
 if you're not one of them, you're us already so
 come and join us