Оригинален текст
When i joined a band i thought my life was pretty cool
we'd stay in hotels with room service and pools
sign body parts for fans
check into rehab and smash up the van
but looking back i should have stayed in school.
Life out on the road can be dangerous you see
to rock stock food and smelly roadies
are not nearly as scary
as that girl who's at every show
mouthing the words from the front row
the stalker girl is scaring the hell out of me