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Me work hard five days a week,
Sweeping garbage from the street.
Come home not want book to read,
Not 'nuff pictures for me see.
Sit right down in favorite chair,
Wearing only underwear.
Favorite night is saturday night,
'cause me can watch hockey fights.
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Me not like pro basketball,
'cause me short and they all tall.
Baseball slow like forest gump,
'cept when robbie spits on ump.
Wrestlemania not so great,
Me like to see hulk hogan skate.
Tv socccer not that hot,
You play bad and you get shot.
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Swedish players must be geeks, haha
'cause they still got own real teeth. hahaha
Not like finnish names,
What's a teemu anyway? hahaha
Russian worse than history,
Got stupid names like valeri. hahaha
Me like sergi federov,
Me like him more if head were off. hahahaha
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
We like hockey