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I spend my days
Watching tv w/a beer (ooh-waaaa your fat)
This seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-waaaa your fat)
Then one day my woman went and left me (did not want to sleep w/a whale)
She said she found someone more manly (a body that could not fail)
So i went and i looked into the mirror (you looked like a big tub of goo)
And i dreamed of being big and manly (dreaming is the best you can do)
I thought to myself what would i ask for? (if someone gave you a wish)
I think i;d like to look like my hero (he's one big manly dish)