Mother Lover

and Justin Timberlake -

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?
AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
JT: Then get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.

JT: Da*n I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the he*l are we gonna do?
JT: My mom’s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
My mom’s been so sad and gray

JT: Word
AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in
the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: It’s time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms,
women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should f*** each others mothers
JT:F*** each others moms
I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that s*** is crazy
F*** each others moms

Both:
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera,
I’m gonna take your momma through a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom
JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Shout up
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover

You’re a Mother Lover
We should f*** each others mothers
JT: F*** each others moms

I’ll push in the way
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
F*** each others moms

AS: Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS: While you’re in my mother
Make me another brother
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
JT: OH

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m gunna sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!