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Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and im on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place lets go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I want to apologize thats just absurd
Mainly I fall for the way you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Dont tell your friends or ill say youre a slut
Plus its your fault you were rubbing my butt
Im very sensitive some would say thats a plus
Now ill go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not looking for love
Surprise in my eyes when I look above
This check-out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought I could feel real again
But the look in her eye said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants
Its perfectly normal nothing wrong with me
But we are gonna need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I am posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like your not impressed
1 more thing im gonna pay by check
Last week I saw a flim
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants
When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense
I jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants
I went
Jizzed in my pants
Ok seriously you guys can we ok?
I jizz right in my pants every time your next to me
And when were holding hands its like having sex to me
You say I am premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity
Cause I jizz in my pants
Yes I jizz in my pants
