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If I were a manatee,
I would swim in the shallow green sea,
I'd feed, and feed, and feed, and feed,
And feed and feed on the nice sea weed.
I'd eat the grass, I'd eat the kelp,
I'd eat the algae, then give a yelp,
When I got run over by a boat,
Then I would die, and I would float
And if I swallowed toxic waste,
My insides would dissolve with haste,
And if I went out in the sun,
Then I would bake, thatd be no fun.