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Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider
Line of people talking
"Hey man, let me in there first"
-"Go ahead man, take it easy"
"Thanks, I really gotta pee"
Open door, close door
Unzip pants
Start p*ssin..........groaning....
"Oh man"
.....
"Ohhh yeah"
.....
"Ahhhh"
......Stop Briefly
"Ahh"
Start p*ssing again..
"Oh man"
........
"Oh man"
...............
"Oh Man"
.......gets louder
"OH MAN"
..........and louder
"OH MAN!!"
............as loud as a hose
"OH MAN!!! OH.."
...........
"Oh no!"
........
"Oh Man!"
...............slows down
"ahhh"
Stops
"Ahhhhhh...There ya go"
Fart! Starts p*ssing loudly again
"Oh! OH MAN!"
..............
"OH MY GOD!"
Banging on the Door
p*ssing slows down to dribble
"I'll be out in a minute!"
....dribbling...
"oh..oh my"
Stops
"oh...Oh thank God"
Zips up pants
in pants
"Awwww MAN!"
People laughing
-"Hey man, you p*ssed in your pants"
"I know"
-"So did I"
"I guess that makes us pi*s pals"
Horrible annoying laughter
Rasberry