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Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren
Sound of pom-poms
Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"
Performing cheer
Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!"
No response
Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"
Still no response
Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"
Guy in crowd: "Sit down!"
Cheerleader: "You guys are a**holes!" Whining "You think this is easy being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!"
Guy: "Shut up!"
Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money." Half-crying
Guy: "You suck!"
Cheerleader: Hurt "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything."
Something hurled and hit Cheerleader
Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" Whining
Crowd cheering softly in background
Guy: "We're sorry."
Pause
Guy: "Just kidding, you suck!"
Cheerleader: Half-crying "Ahhaw..No..."