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Look you've got to understand its just been me and Eleanor for 67 years
So she gets nervous around strangers
I wouldnt show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you 2 guys back to the laboratory
huh?.
Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow them or youll find yourself outta of here,
Ya ya ya
This might be harder then I thought
If youre coming from street, with dirty shoes on your feet
Thats a technical foul
If you switch the radio, to some modern music show
Thats a technical foul
If you dont shut the door, after using the fridge-er-a-tor
Thats a technical foul, A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat, (youll get hit with a bat)
Cause thats a technical foul (Youll feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain, (youll know the meaning of pain)
Cause thats a technical foul (Ill show you no mercy)
Ohh this is such bull s**ta
(hey!) In this house we say bull spit
Or its a technical foul, A technical foul
Let me get this straight, you expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night, because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks!
You got it bub,
Or you can go rot in the gutter it's up to you Yankee Doodle!
Well I dont want to do that, but let me run a few questions by you so I dont screw up accidentally.
If I dont spray Lysol, after moving a bowel,
Thats a technical foul.
Okay!
If I decide to wash my as* with your monogrammed towel,
Thats a technical foul.
please say Hieney.
If I make fun of your crazy feeties,
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes,
Thats not only technical foul...
But possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do youll get a T
Take a wizz in those flowers?
Ill say hit the showers.
Use this horn as a bong,
Adios Tommy Chong.
Make some long distance calls,
Youll get a kick in the balls! (OOPS )
Can I walk around with my morning erection?
If you want an automatic ejection,
Cause thats a technical foul.
BUT ID LIKE TO SEE IT ANY WAY (JUST KIDDIN)
There are certain rules which apply in one's life
With your sister, friends or imaginary wife
(I cant believe I havent killed myself) (Adam Sandler)
Respect carries over me on the court
(Here with Wigs Magee, and a fury elf) (Adam Sandler)
Whether your jewish diabetic or especially short
(Shes ironic and hes a troll) (Adam Sandler)
I see shes strange in my royal carry; my imaginary wife is short and hairy
((They took my wig; I remember the look in their eyes)) (lanor)
(How did my life get stuck in this s**t hole?) (Adam Sandler)
((Why oh why wont someone retrieve my wig wig wig)) (lanor)
(Guess I have to deal with your demands, but please dont touch me with your alien hands!) (Adam Sandler)
I got no right to growl
The whistle she's on the prowl
Without my wig, I look like an owl Hoo Hoo
(O MY GOD!!!)
Dont laugh at her
OR ITS A TECHNICAL FOUL x 3