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- "Polychronopolous"
I'm a big fkin' d*ck
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me
My name's Steve Motherfking Polychronopolous
I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw s**t at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
fking two guys at a party
'Cause my name's Steve Motherfking Polychronopolous
I'll pi*s on your toilet seat and tell your dad you get stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
Polychronopolous
Pansy
p*ssy
s**t for brains
Douchebag
I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's ass
'Cause my name's Steve Motherfking Polychronopolous
And I don't care
And I don't give a s**t
I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're fking wrong
Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfking Polychronopolous
Deal with it
Polychronopolous