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Performed by Adam Sandler
Here we go
Piece of s**t car
I got a piece of s**t car
That fkin' pile of s**t
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of s**t
'Cause the shocks are fking shot
And my seatbelt's fking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of s**t)
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of s**t)
(Piece of s**t car)
Piece of s**t car
(He's got a piece of s**t car)
It sucks royal d*ck
(That fkin' pile of s**t)
100% cr*p
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fk you car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his as* too)
And I got no fkin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it a**hole"
(You fkin' piece of s**t)
(Piece of s**t car)
I got piece of s**t car
(He got a piece of s**t car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fkin' pile of s**t)
That pile of metal s**t
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fk did I do
What the fk did I do
What the fk did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fk me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fkin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da p*ssy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of s**t car)
You piece of s**t car
(You got a piece of s**t car)
You piece of s**t car
(Piece of s**t car)
Bald fkin' tires
(You got a piece of s**t car)
No rearview fking mirror
(Piece of s**t car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of s**t car)
fking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of s**t car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of s**t car)
(Piece of s**t car)
(You got a piece of s**t car)
(Piece of s**t car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of s**t car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of s**t car...)