Оригинален текст
Performed by Adam Sandler, David Spade, Tim Herlihy, Steve Koren, and Tim Meadows
Typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors
Talking quietly
M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
M2: "Well we better study our butts off."
M1: "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
M2: "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
M1: "All right."
Turning pages
Heavy steps
M2: "Uh oh"
M1: "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."
Heavy steps continue
M2: "Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!"
Fatty whining, try to catch breath
M1: "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
Fatty: Annoying whining voice "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
M1: "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
Fatty: Still trying to catch breath "Great! I'll join ya."
Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly
M2: "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"
Fatty: "No, no, I'm catching it!"
Fatty continuing to whine and snort
M1: "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."
Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder "Sure, no problem."
M1: "Oh man."
Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly "This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
Whining continues even louder
M1: "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
Wheezing continues a little softer
M2: "Fatty! Please keep it down!"
Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds
M2: "Is he sleeping!?"
M1: "No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down." Snoring stops, more weird noise starts
M2: "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
Fatty: Pausing, snorting "I'm trying."
Whining continues
M1: "Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"
Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous
M2: "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"
Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling
M2: "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine "I'm sorry!"
Fireman Ray: "Fire! Man the building!"
M1: "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
Fireman Ray: "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly "Yes." Snort "Sorry." Snort
Fireman Ray: "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
Fatty: Whiney voice "But I like the stairs!"
Fireman Ray: annoyed "Why!?"
Fatty: Still whining horribly "They're fun!"
Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
Everyone laughing at stupid joke
Raspberry