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Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

Cool Guy 4

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-Sean on the phone with a call-girl.-

SEAN: What's your name, baby?

GIRL #4: Desiree.

SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.

GIRL #4: What's your name?

-Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-

SEAN: My name's sean, I want to get it on.

GIRL #4: Ooh.

SEAN: you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.

GIRL #4: Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.

SEAN: Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--

GIRL #4: Oh my.

SEAN: --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?

GIRL #4: That's sounds nice, sean.

SEAN: You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears.

GIRL #4: I'm already naked, how about you?

SEAN: Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.

GIRL #4: You must look good you stud, are you hard?

SEAN: Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.

GIRL #4: ..."Tally-whacker"?

SEAN: No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.

GIRL #4: Oh my god.

SEAN: What?

GIRL #4: -To other call girl- I just heard some fking idiot call it a tally-whacker.

-Sean groans-

CALL GIRL #2: -To Girl #4- your kidding?

GIRL #4: -To other call girl- And his sweet-meat.

CALL GIRL #2: -To Girl #4- that's so gross.

-she hangs up-

SEAN: No. She did not just fking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fking minute.

-hangs up-

what the fk is happening

-weeping-

... I'm h*rny, godd*mn it. Oh, s**t. fking, this is so un-chill.

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