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Irony My Honey chotto matte kure! Ima kara kuru no!? Iya to ienai
Quietly Evenly Furikaeba konpa no take out temanekishiteru
Suddenly I'm sorry "shigoto ni natta" keredo koneko-chan wa dada koneru
Stop! Make up! Hurry up! Umaku gomakashi kaeraseta kedo kiss sae shitenai
Toriaezu heya miwatasushite korekara ga jikan to no shoubu
Toire no kami inoru na yo?! Purikura haru na yo?!
Nagai kami mo ochitenai shi kousui no nioi mo keshita shi
Donna mondai! It's OK! Ore wa kanzen hanzai sa!
Tsumari... kore wa... seibutsugakuteki... osu no seiriteki koudou de...
Don't you know? Understand? Yappari kore jya iiwake ni naranai?
Don't worry Take it easy "okaerinasai" shouko mo inmetsu konseki mo nai
The lip stick OH! Boo! Shit! Kanojo njanai?! Megami no sabaki wa hanpa jya nai
Arittake no seii to uso wo teinei ni umaku narabete
Tama ni tsuyosa misete hiraikinaosscha dame
Kuchikazu ga oosugita ka na? Subete mitooshi no kao de
Donna mondai mo kaiketsu!? Kimi wa meitantei ka?!
Masaka... kore ga... idenshigakuteki osu no dairokkanteki chotsukan?!
Unbelieve. I don't know. Toki sude ni osokushi nakiotoshi mo kikanai?
Gomakashiteru wake jyanakute kono bashinogi nanka jyanakute
Kigentori jyanakute ichigen dake kiite?
Herikutsu bakari da keredo nanpa natoko mo aru kedo
Ketsukyoku yappari totemo kimi ga itoshiin da yo
Kaeru basho wa kimi dake dakara sonna ni Musutto okoranai de
Tama ni yosomi suru kurai nara otoko da shi chotto kurai ii jyanai?
Don't you know? Understand? Seibutsugakuteki... osu no seiriteki koudou de...
I love you. Please believe! Yurushite kudasai mada ato nikai kurai
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