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i am a youg man with a simple occupation
i cleane the platforms of the local railway station
with no romance in my life - sometimes i wished i had a knife
He read the matrimonial advertising pages
the cries for help from different people, different ages
but they had nothing to say, at least not until the day,
when something special i read, this is what it said
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
two for the price of one
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
two for the price of one
i called the number and a voice said "Alice lexy"
the voice was husky and it sounded kind of sexy
i was amazed at my luck, the purest streak of gold i'd struck
i said, I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling
I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling
why don't we meet for a chat, the three of us in my flat
I can't forget what I read
this is what it said
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
two for the price of one
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
two for the price of one
i am a young man with a simple ocupation
i clean the toilets at the railway station.