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(Booty Man speaks with a drunken slur)
(phone ringing)
Curtis: Hello?
Jay-Ski: Yo, may I speak to Curtis?
Curtis: Curtis? Yeah, this me!
Jay-Ski: Yo, what up, fool, yo, we goin' to get some Hennessy, man, you want some?
Curtis: Hennessy? Yeah, I like Hennessy. Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it?
Jay-Ski: Naw.
Curtis: Here it go.
Jay-Ski: Nah, man
Curtis: Here it go.
(Track starts here)
Hennessy...
Booty Man: Yeah, this is Booty Man in the house, right, tell you a lil' sumn'...
Hennessy, hennessy
Hennessy, hennessy (Here it go)
Hennessy
Lord, I wanna get messed up
With E&J inside my cup
Although I am black and proud,
The cognac has got me actin' ignorant
Brothers just have to keep messin' up
Why do they gotta get pi*sy drunk?
For some strange reason it had to be
I had to drink that Hennessy, now
Take me to another bar, take me to a APC
So, I can get a 2-liter Coke and 1/5 of Hennessy
Take me to another bar, drop me off to the APC
So, I can get a 2-liter Coke and 1/5 of Hennessy
Curtis: The Rotweiller? He went to Max Liquors.
Lemonhead? He went to the Edgewood Lounge. Rico?
He went to get some beer and cashews. Some beer and cashews!
Booty Man:
Help me. Wont you help me?
Would you help me find my waaaaay home?
My momma ain't home...
(Dial tone)
Curtis: Heh heh heh heh ... you like it? Hello?
Operator: If you'd like to make ...
Curtis: He mussa hung up.
Operator: ... a call, please hang up and try again.