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"This recording, is a collection
of unintended indiscretions before microphone"
"Oh who locked the door?"
"A hard man is good to find."
"Open the door!"
"The principles.. of friction"
NiceThis feeling's a function, so step to this
SerchAin't the average boys who do this
NiceDoor is opened, to office summoned
Serch Yo Pete I think you're in there man! ("I'm coming!")
NiceReception warm, not a handshake
My hands shook, barrier's about to break
SerchShe was seated, legs long and slammin
NiceOval office opened, so let's begin!
Push my point across, firmly
SerchCore proposal
NicePrime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")
I serve you with motion
and doors open wider, coast in
SerchSecretary said, "Put Serch on line two..
Yo, put him on hold!"
"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 4X)
* MC Serch - speaking in background *
Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man
I'm here to get r*tarded yo, so step off
Nah I'm not holdin the door to come in
Yo, yo move your, move your elbow!
Move your elbow, yo, you're not d*ckin on me
Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin
You're frontin like you play the Pumpkin
Move your elbow, because I'm IN THERE!
SerchThe meeting rotates
NiceMockneck or cactus?
"They got my head boss.."
BOTHShe attacked us!
NiceWith a treaty for disarmament
SerchWe signed
NiceFigured there's no harm in it ("Oh alright alright alright..")
So I disarmed
SerchAnd I poured the Scotch
And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?
("Oh my goodness!")
NiceYeah, I reckon
You keep minutes, I'll let you get second
Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
Presidential pardon, let me G yo!
SerchLunch became filet of soul/sole with tongue
NiceThe Oval Office work is never done!
SerchNever done!
"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)
* MC Serch - Pete Nice speaking in background *
Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have sex?
Nah man
It was you that did it!
Filet of sole on the Oval Office
on a peanut butter leg
Yo..
She got down to my knees and it spread!
"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)
NiceG'in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat
The Oval Office ain't nothin but a boot magnet
SerchClose to close, but Pete freaked it anyway
NiceSerch said
SerchPrime, let's do the three the hard way!
NiceAnd knockin like we're knockin
SerchBOOTS!
The office flooded with the sex check suits
Deploy missiles of the MX variety
NiceSpoken spasm of invasion inside of me
SerchI release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
* woman moaning "uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh" *
And in the Oval Office
NiceFinally peace!
Motions carried out, played it like Presidents
SerchWhat's the Oval Office?
NiceOur permanent residence!
SerchMeeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis
NiceAiyyo Bush!
SerchWe're audi like Elvis!
Aiyyo Serch you're in there man
You're finally in there, for the first time man!
"Victims of these classic s.."
Yo move that thick body of yours
Move that thick white body!
"Victims of these classic s.."
MC Serch
Yes, yes -- WOOOOOODIEE!
I've got the woody!
I've got the woodie -- and I'm gonna get the head
"Victims of these classic s.."
I can feel it! You gotta understand see
"Victims of these classic s.."
Gotta understand the subject of the topic
There's too much butt-waxin, no --
there's too much vaseline usage
There's too much KY jelly
Cause I've got the WOOOOODIEE!
I have the woody man, I have
Yo let me tell you somethin man, you're a GIRLIE MAN
You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man
I think you are my auntie
Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office
You're just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man
I'm a great man, you're a flabber man
Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
I heard Rob never got the wood
I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie
And I heard Seth Lover? He got the WRONG woodie
He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE!
Aiyyo I'm goin home man; I'm goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!)
I'm goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades*