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[Verse 1:]
Woke up
Couldn't hardly sleep cause it was Xmas
Ran downstairs to open gifts up
Could it be the Fendi bag that I want, that I want?
So I shook the box up like what could this be?
Don't sound like a Fendi to me
Tore it open and what did I see?
(I was like)
What the hell is this? This ain't what I asked for
What the hell is that?
(A Barbie magic castle?)
Yo I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap
I'm about to take it back, I'm about to take it back
[Chorus:]
Ahh Hell Nah
Santa you best to get at me
Ahh Hell Nah
Xmas ain't what it used to be
Ahh Hell Nah
Can't believe you did this to me
Ahh Hell Nah
This ain't no Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Xmas
[Verse 2:]
My man, came to the door
My gift in his hand
We been going out for four or five months
I know he gonna give me just what I want, what I want
So I, shook the box up like what could this be?
It sounds just like a Fendi bag to me
Tore it open and what did I see?
(I was like)
What the hell is this? I can't believe you took it there
What the hell is that?
(Yo, where'd you find a CareBear?)
Yo I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap
I'm about to take it back
(Yo they don't even sell those anymore)
[Repeat Chorus]
[Bridge:]
Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la
This ain't no Fa-la-la-la-la Xmas (Ho Ho Ho)
No Fa-la-la-la-la Xmas (Ho Ho Ho)
Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la
This ain't no Fa-la-la-la-la Xmas (Ho Ho Ho)
No Fa-la-la-la-la Xmas (Ho Ho Ho)
What the hell is this? Now you've gone really far
What the hell is that?
(I don't need a VCR)
Where's the DVDs?!
Everything is crap, everything is crap, everything is crap
(I hate you!!!!!)
[Repeat Chorus (2x)]