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Constipation - No defecation
I ate too many jalepanos
I've got burning a**hole syndrome
I am sitting on the pot
A thousand farts that will not stop
I ate a little too much cheese
My pants are down below my knees
Sitting on a porcelain
Sitting in a lonely stall
I read this on the bathroom wall
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to s**t and only farted
Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their s**t in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of s**t!"