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Brother Marquis
My mama and your mama was talking little s**t
My mama called your mama a bulldagging as* b*tch
I know your sister, and the b*tch ain't s**t
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our d*cks
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 's**t b*tch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass d*ck'
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his d*ck in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody'
Fresh Kid Ice
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and fked all the around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little miss muf*et sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said 'that p*ssy's wide'
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
fking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the b*tch cum
Said 'hell of a nigg* am I'
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherfker back together again
Luke
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right
Brother Marquis
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot as* out
Fresh Kid Ice
Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
The dog's on my as* and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
b*tch check the weave that's in that lake
Luke
b*tch, get that weave out!
You dirty b*tch, get that weave out!
Mix say, b*tch get that weave out...
(Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!) -> Cheech and Chong